Laugh until you forget why you're in a bar in the first place.

Koot's Comedy Regulars:


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Matt Collins 

I'm Matt Collins. I don't know or like any of these other "comics."



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Matthew Burgoon

Matthew Burgoon's list of achievements wouldn't fill a tombstone. After being named Anchorage's funniest comic one year in a row, he went out and purchased a leaking boat using what he thought would be the money from all of his future TV deals. After those deals didn't go through his girlfriend divorced him and now Matthew is living on his boat which also doubles as a metaphor for his career. 


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Chris Coleman

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


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Matt Durbin

Collector of wooden nickels, has pioneered the art of the laughless punchline... I enjoy long fucks on the beach with YOUR dog. My milkshake doesn't do anything and probably never will. My current salary is negotiable for any position (and I know lots of positions).. medical benefits are not necessary as I don't plan on living that long.


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Joseph the Puerto Rican Chupacabra Stolz

Sober for the last ten minutes.

Not Fred Koski.


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Kass Smiley

7 year Koot's Veteran.

Decorated Black Heart.

Widely labeled (mostly just wide) Anchorage Comedy Mom. Which is false because she would have aborted you creeps just like all the others. And don't you ever forget it.


Rudy Ascott

A lifelong Anchorage resident, Rudy Ascott understands the community and its people. Rudy strives to create long-lasting client relationships by providing outstanding service and using his knowledge to guide clients through every step of the lending process. With the excellent programs provided by Rocky Foundation Mortgage Company, Rudy can offer the best options in mortgage financing.

In his spare time, Rudy enjoys being with family and staying involved in the local community.

If you're considering a home loan now or in the future, contact Rudy for a complimentary consultation. You can depend on him to assist you in getting the loan that's right for you.

Mon-Thurs: 11 AM - 2:30 AM
Friday & Saturday: 11 AM - 3:00 AM
Sunday: 11 AM - 2:30 AM

Birdhouse Hours::
Mon/Tue: closed
Wed/Thu: 8pm-close
Fri/Sat/Sun: 4pm-close

Koot's is proudly employee owned!