Come get your HaHa's with a meal for our weekly Comedy Open Mic every Sunday and Wednesday night.
Think you have what it takes to get the laughs? Sign up and give it a shot!
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
KEVIN FARLEY (comedian, actor, writer, director)
Born in Madison, Wisconsin, Kevin Farley studied at the famous Second City in Chicago. It wasn’t long
after that he appeared in films such as Black Sheep (with his brother Chris Farley) and The Waterboy with
Adam Sandler. Soon after, Farley landed a starring role as “Doug Linus” on MTV’s sitcom 2gether where he
was met with rave reviews.
Farley then went on to star with top billing in the feature films An American Carol and White Knight.
Other films to his credits are Crowning Jules, Frat Pack, and Joe Dirt 2.
His TV guest appearances have been on Hawaii Five-O, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rules of Engagement, The
Neighbors, Just Shoot Me, United States of Tara, to name a few.
Farley moved behind the camera as co-writer and co-director of Hollywood & Wine, which takes an
irreverent look at an actress struggling in Hollywood. In addition, Farley directed the comedy Paranormal
Movie. The film pokes fun of the “found footage” horror, sub-genre popular with movie goers today.
To his credit, and met with high praise in all the national reviews, Farley Co-Executive Produced the
heartwarming "I Am Chris Farley” - a first feature-length biographical documentary about his brother
Chris - the late comedy legend.
Presently Farley is co-starring in F is for Family – a Netflix comedy series and in CMT’s new series Still the
King.
When Farley is not writing screenplays, producing or directing or on set filming, he regularly embraces the
stage in stand-up comedy. Farley usually appears as the Headline Act nation-wide in clubs such as The
Laugh Factory, The Comedy Store, and The Improv, but he has also opened for David Spade, Chris Rock,
Norm MacDonald, Jeff Ross, Todd Glass, Kevin Nealon and Jeff Richards. Along the lines of stand-up
comedy, Farley starred in a New York musical about comedians called; HA! The Musical.
Farley has hosted many live shows, and has been featured on The Today Show, The View, Extra, Fox News
and countless radio shows.
Farley resides in Los Angeles, California and he is involved with the non-profit organization The American
Irish Fund.
Kevin Farley has truly established himself as comedic presence both on the big screen and off. Multi-
tasking as a comedian, actor, writer, director and producer seems easy for Farley because he does it all, with
a fabulous sense of humor.
Sponsored by:
Hooked Entertainment
94.7 Alternative Anchorage
Aloft Hotel
The Kitchen at Koot's
KEVIN FARLEY (comedian, actor, writer, director)
Born in Madison, Wisconsin, Kevin Farley studied at the famous Second City in Chicago. It wasn’t long
after that he appeared in films such as Black Sheep (with his brother Chris Farley) and The Waterboy with
Adam Sandler. Soon after, Farley landed a starring role as “Doug Linus” on MTV’s sitcom 2gether where he
was met with rave reviews.
Farley then went on to star with top billing in the feature films An American Carol and White Knight.
Other films to his credits are Crowning Jules, Frat Pack, and Joe Dirt 2.
His TV guest appearances have been on Hawaii Five-O, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rules of Engagement, The
Neighbors, Just Shoot Me, United States of Tara, to name a few.
Farley moved behind the camera as co-writer and co-director of Hollywood & Wine, which takes an
irreverent look at an actress struggling in Hollywood. In addition, Farley directed the comedy Paranormal
Movie. The film pokes fun of the “found footage” horror, sub-genre popular with movie goers today.
To his credit, and met with high praise in all the national reviews, Farley Co-Executive Produced the
heartwarming "I Am Chris Farley” - a first feature-length biographical documentary about his brother
Chris - the late comedy legend.
Presently Farley is co-starring in F is for Family – a Netflix comedy series and in CMT’s new series Still the
King.
When Farley is not writing screenplays, producing or directing or on set filming, he regularly embraces the
stage in stand-up comedy. Farley usually appears as the Headline Act nation-wide in clubs such as The
Laugh Factory, The Comedy Store, and The Improv, but he has also opened for David Spade, Chris Rock,
Norm MacDonald, Jeff Ross, Todd Glass, Kevin Nealon and Jeff Richards. Along the lines of stand-up
comedy, Farley starred in a New York musical about comedians called; HA! The Musical.
Farley has hosted many live shows, and has been featured on The Today Show, The View, Extra, Fox News
and countless radio shows.
Farley resides in Los Angeles, California and he is involved with the non-profit organization The American
Irish Fund.
Kevin Farley has truly established himself as comedic presence both on the big screen and off. Multi-
tasking as a comedian, actor, writer, director and producer seems easy for Farley because he does it all, with
a fabulous sense of humor.
Sponsored by:
Hooked Entertainment
94.7 Alternative Anchorage
Aloft Hotel
The Kitchen at Koot's
Come get your HaHa's with a meal for our weekly Comedy Open Mic every Sunday and Wednesday night.
Think you have what it takes to get the laughs? Sign up and give it a shot!
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
I'm Matt Collins. I don't know or like any of these other "comics."
Matthew Burgoon's list of achievements wouldn't fill a tombstone. After being named Anchorage's funniest comic one year in a row, he went out and purchased a leaking boat using what he thought would be the money from all of his future TV deals. After those deals didn't go through his girlfriend divorced him and now Matthew is living on his boat which also doubles as a metaphor for his career.
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Collector of wooden nickels, has pioneered the art of the laughless punchline... I enjoy long fucks on the beach with YOUR dog. My milkshake doesn't do anything and probably never will. My current salary is negotiable for any position (and I know lots of positions).. medical benefits are not necessary as I don't plan on living that long.
Sober for the last ten minutes.
Not Fred Koski.
7 year Koot's Veteran.
Decorated Black Heart.
Widely labeled (mostly just wide) Anchorage Comedy Mom. Which is false because she would have aborted you creeps just like all the others. And don't you ever forget it.
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2435 SPENARD RD
Mon-Thurs: 11 AM - 2:30 AM
Friday & Saturday: 11 AM - 3:00 AM
Sunday: 11 AM - 2:30 AM
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Mon/Tue: closed
Wed/Thu: 8pm-close
Fri/Sat/Sun: 4pm-close
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