Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
Koot's, Belvedere Vodka, Hooked Entertainment & 94.7 Alternative present:
Comedian Lisa Alvarado
About Lisa:
"The Latin Queen of Comedy" is Tina Fey meets Sophia Vergara. Born to Peruvian parents,
Lisa shares her background, being a single Mom, and life experiences in a hilarious, relatable way!
Lisa is a National Headliner, and also toured the world, including: military tours, comedy clubs, colleges,
corporate events, and Cruise Lines. Credits & TV appearances (partial list): HBOMAX on the “2nd Annual HA Fest”,
Dry Bar Comedy Special, Nick at Nite’s “Search for the Funniest Mom in America 2,” NBC's “Last Comic Standing”,
“Comics Unleashed”, “Stand Up in Stilettos” on TV Guide Network, NuvoTV, Comedy.tv, Her new Podcast “FIND THE FUNNY” As well as a Film and TV writer and more
sponsored by:
Belvedere
Terrazas
Unique Design
The National Warrior Foundation
Hooked Entertainment
Historic Anchorage Hotel
94.7 Alternative Anchorage
The Kitchen at Koot's
Koot's, Belvedere Vodka, Hooked Entertainment & 94.7 Alternative present:
Comedian Lisa Alvarado
About Lisa:
"The Latin Queen of Comedy" is Tina Fey meets Sophia Vergara. Born to Peruvian parents,
Lisa shares her background, being a single Mom, and life experiences in a hilarious, relatable way!
Lisa is a National Headliner, and also toured the world, including: military tours, comedy clubs, colleges,
corporate events, and Cruise Lines. Credits & TV appearances (partial list): HBOMAX on the “2nd Annual HA Fest”,
Dry Bar Comedy Special, Nick at Nite’s “Search for the Funniest Mom in America 2,” NBC's “Last Comic Standing”,
“Comics Unleashed”, “Stand Up in Stilettos” on TV Guide Network, NuvoTV, Comedy.tv, Her new Podcast “FIND THE FUNNY” As well as a Film and TV writer and more
sponsored by:
Belvedere
Terrazas
Unique Design
The National Warrior Foundation
Hooked Entertainment
Historic Anchorage Hotel
94.7 Alternative Anchorage
The Kitchen at Koot's
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16 ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
Come laugh away your problems at Alaska's longest running comedy open mic! Plus, $16
ribeyes at The Kitchen and karaoke following the show!
INFO FOR COMEDIANS
- Stage location may change or show may be canceled depending on other events happening in the bar
- Sign up starts at 7:30 pm, show starts at 8:30 pm
- Sets no longer than 5 minutes
- One drink ticket for performing
- List order is randomized
I'm Matt Collins. I don't know or like any of these other "comics."
Matthew Burgoon's list of achievements wouldn't fill a tombstone. After being named Anchorage's funniest comic one year in a row, he went out and purchased a leaking boat using what he thought would be the money from all of his future TV deals. After those deals didn't go through his girlfriend divorced him and now Matthew is living on his boat which also doubles as a metaphor for his career.
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Collector of wooden nickels, has pioneered the art of the laughless punchline... I enjoy long fucks on the beach with YOUR dog. My milkshake doesn't do anything and probably never will. My current salary is negotiable for any position (and I know lots of positions).. medical benefits are not necessary as I don't plan on living that long.
Sober for the last ten minutes.
Not Fred Koski.
7 year Koot's Veteran.
Decorated Black Heart.
Widely labeled (mostly just wide) Anchorage Comedy Mom. Which is false because she would have aborted you creeps just like all the others. And don't you ever forget it.
A lifelong Anchorage resident, Rudy Ascott understands the community and its people. Rudy strives to create long-lasting client relationships by providing outstanding service and using his knowledge to guide clients through every step of the lending process. With the excellent programs provided by Rocky Foundation Mortgage Company, Rudy can offer the best options in mortgage financing.
In his spare time, Rudy enjoys being with family and staying involved in the local community.
If you're considering a home loan now or in the future, contact Rudy for a complimentary consultation. You can depend on him to assist you in getting the loan that's right for you.
2435 SPENARD RD
Mon-Thurs: 11 AM - 2:30 AM
Friday & Saturday: 11 AM - 3:00 AM
Sunday: 11 AM - 2:30 AM
Birdhouse Hours::
Mon/Tue: closed
Wed/Thu: 8pm-close
Fri/Sat/Sun: 4pm-close
Koot's is proudly employee owned!
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